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Sassacus
01-02-2007, 05:10 PM
Please pass this on to all of your innocent male friends - this is a
very serious threat.

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into your vehicle.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful, guys. The rip-offs are everywhere.


Jay.

TowTruckTony
01-02-2007, 05:12 PM
NICE, this had me laughing out loud...

TooDarkPark
01-02-2007, 05:14 PM
LOL Too Funny

Shadow812
01-02-2007, 05:18 PM
Nice. How can i be part of the scam, and what do they do if i happen to not have my wallet?

PhillyFan
01-02-2007, 05:20 PM
Damn it, this thread is a little late for me...

TowTruckTony
01-02-2007, 05:24 PM
Damn it, this thread is a little late for me...

I wish I had known about it sooner... I haven't been to either place in a while..

Shadow812
01-02-2007, 05:25 PM
I think tonight im going to go and sit in the Home Depot parking lot by my house and wait for this to happen.

Mister__Hughes
01-02-2007, 06:12 PM
I'm buying all the wallets wal- mart has, stuffing 1$ and a thank you note in each.
...Time to cruise...

tacobelldoug
01-02-2007, 07:19 PM
WOW. I was having trouble getting into the forums earlier but saw the topic about a home depot/lowes scam. I told my wife about it because she loves both stores. she asked me about 15 minutes ago if I ever found out what it was. lol

TooDarkPark
01-03-2007, 02:59 AM
WOW. I was having trouble getting into the forums earlier but saw the topic about a home depot/lowes scam. I told my wife about it because she loves both stores. she asked me about 15 minutes ago if I ever found out what it was. lol

Does she know you were at Lowes all last night after reading this?

TowTruckTony
01-03-2007, 03:12 AM
I am sure he would NEVER tell her why he suddenly needed to buy a few nuts and bolts EVERY day...

nerdo5
01-03-2007, 09:06 AM
Please pass this on to all of your innocent male friends - this is a
very serious threat.

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into your vehicle.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful, guys. The rip-offs are everywhere.


Jay.


Too late. I was already scammed. Where was this two weeks ago?

Mister__Hughes
01-03-2007, 11:56 AM
Fuck 2 weeks ago...Right now!!!
There was no BJ last night, just some faggot illegal alien wanting some cash!
:emot-goatse:

Misteriosa
01-03-2007, 11:58 AM
do you think if i wait there long enough, they'll scam me?

nerdo5
01-03-2007, 12:09 PM
do you think if i wait there long enough, they'll scam me?

If they don't, I will. I'm at Depot at least twice a week.