Ask Rabbit!

[Rabbit_Man]

Forget Thad! Love him like a sister I may, but we all know who had the BEST ask thread on FBA! And now, it's here too! Where maybe it won't be buried by the Post Whores (Hm... But THEY'RE all here too...)

Anyway, fire away. And there are Wackbaggers here I see. Yes, I'm THAT Rabbit Man, so ask what you will. No topic is taboo. I may not answer skillfully, or even truthfully (Deal with it). But, I WILL answer... Eventually.

:D

[TowTruckTony]

Hey Rabb, what brings you to getthehiv.com?

[DickWhiskey]

Do puppies go to heaven?

Cuz' I hate puppies.

[crackaasscracka]

What was Rosebud

[Rabbit_Man]

Hey Rabb, what brings you to getthehiv.com?

Um...

You did.

And as it turns out, that's a good thing.

[DickWhiskey]

Did GTH attack FBA???

[TowTruckTony]

Um...

You did.

And as it turns out, that's a good thing.

of course it is good. but why do you say as it turns out?

[DickWhiskey]

of course it is good. but why do you say as it turns out?

Since FBA's been down all day and most of these people have been "banned" from other places.:D

[TowTruckTony]

GOOD point DW...Good Point..

[DickWhiskey]

I'm full of 'em.


Well, I'm full of something.:eek:

[TowTruckTony]

I'm full of 'em.


Well, I'm full of something.:eek:

:qft2: Right Rabb?

[DickWhiskey]

I miss the :dump: smiley.

[TowTruckTony]

I'd go gank it....but....I don't think i have it my smileys...
I'll look tomorrow

[DickWhiskey]

I'd go gank it....but....I don't think i have it my smileys...
I'll look tomorrow

Just save it form FBA...


Oh, wait.

[DickWhiskey]

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DickWhiskey, Rabbit_Man

Dear Rabb,

How long do we have to wait for answers?:D

[TowTruckTony]

it's rabb, every post is well thought out before he posts, unless he is responding to me...

[DickWhiskey]

it's rabb, every post is well thought out before he posts, unless he is responding to me...

If you don't put any thought into your posts, why should he?

[TowTruckTony]

I wasn't complaining.....:D

[MurderFace]

Dear Rabbit, what took you so long to find your way over here?

[Funny_Name_1]

Dear Rabb, how do we stay on your good side as to not end up like that poor sap from .net?

[DickWhiskey]

Dear Rabbit, what took you so long to find your way over here?

He was waiting for the chicken. Herm hrmmph humrm.

[Funny_Name_1]

Second question, can you tell me where my avatar went?

[TowTruckTony]

Second question, can you tell me where my avatar went?

I'll handle this one......

If you have not uploaded an avatar from the usercp function here on the forum, you have to do that. the default setting is to use the photo you uploaded when you joined the site....

Toni changed that to allow avatars and signatures directly from the forum...
so, go to UserCP, and click on the avatar button on the left hand side menu...

[Funny_Name_1]

Thanks Tony, who needs a rabbit anyway....just kiddin Rabb

[TowTruckTony]

Good thing you said that...you don't want the wrath of the Peppermints...:D


and with that...GOOD NIGHT ALL.....

[Shadow812]

Tony going to bed at 12:44 WOW.

[Funny_Name_1]

Good thing you said that...you don't want the wrath of the Peppermints...:D


and with that...GOOD NIGHT ALL.....

Yeah....I spent some time reading THAT thread last night......WOW. Good night sir

[Rabbit_Man]

Do puppies go to heaven?

Cuz' I hate puppies.

Yes, they do. Sorry.

But, heaven is mostly clouds and harp music and things puppies don't like, so they get bored very quickly. And they are there for AAAAAAAAALL of eternity.

You, on the other hand, are able to explore missed opportunites and experience unfulfilled dreams after death. You can create a world or many worlds and try YOUR hand at making them work. You, as one facet of an infinite number of facets that make up the universal consciousness are tasked with filling your own part of the eternity of our shared existence. You live and love and laugh and cry and build and destroy until, finally, you are so bored you choose to be forged anew, reborn on one of an infinite number of worlds to live a new life as a reformatted consiousness, with all of that life's experiences, good and bad, shaping your character. Then, when your mortal time is over, you are able to explore missed opportunities and experience unfulfilled dreams after death. You can create a world or many worlds and try YOUR hand at making them work...

[Shadow812]

Do puppies go to heaven?

Cuz' I hate puppies.

Dude What a Dumb ass question. Everyone knows all dogs to to heaven. Shit Disney made 2 fucking movies about it.

[Rabbit_Man]

What was Rosebud

Rosebud was a Basselope, a fictional cross between a Bassett Hound and an Antelope, and was featured in the Bloom County cartoons written by Berke Breathed in the middle and late 80s.

And you thought I was gonna say a sled?

;)

[TooDarkPark]

Good thing you said that...you don't want the wrath of the Peppermints...:D


and with that...GOOD NIGHT ALL.....

Bye Tow Truck.

Dear Rabbit

Why does :bananadance: <----he keep dancing?

Oh and welcome to our awesome board!

[Rabbit_Man]

Did GTH attack FBA???

Actually, GTA attacked FBA.

We was jacked and caps were popped. For a while, it was as though the light of the sun had been extinguished as a river of nine totin' and aluminum bat wielding darkness streamed through our site.

It was horrendous. Truly horrendous.

Except for Keyser Jacko. He fuckin' LOVED it.

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

of course it is good. but why do you say as it turns out?

Let's put it this way.

On my ass tonight, there's a PWND stamp.

And if you don't know WHY it's there, ask around

Hint: It's NOT what you think.

Dear Rabbit.

Can Rabbit be any more vague?

:D

[Funny_Name_1]

Rabbit, I could read your work for hours, sir.

[Rabbit_Man]

:qft2: Right Rabb?

What? Oh, that's a QUESTION! I better answer it!

Um... YEAH!

He's either full of Whiskey, or full of...

Dude, that BETTER be dried Hennessy shinin' on your face.

[Shadow812]

Let's put it this way.

On my ass tonight, there's a PWND stamp.

And if you don't know WHY it's there, ask around

Hint: It's NOT what you think.

Dear Rabbit.

Can Rabbit be any more vague?

:D

Yea well listen Margo i want to sleep tonight so just becasue you got PWND doesnt mean you can come home cuddle up to me and be a whiny cunt. Becuase if you do that i will smack you like a spider monkey, My dearest sweet Margo

[Rabbit_Man]

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DickWhiskey, Rabbit_Man

Dear Rabb,

How long do we have to wait for answers?:D

Until BAM and Tony were through having their way with me, AS IT TURNS OUT.

(That's your SECOND clue...)

And hey, as an aside, soon FBA will be featuring Peppermints tee shirts. I want you all to buy a dozen.

:D

[Shadow812]

Until BAM and Tony were through having their way with me, AS IT TURNS OUT.

(That's your SECOND clue...)

And hey, as an aside, soon FBA will be featuring Peppermints tee shirts. I want you all to buy a dozen.

:D

I will buy one and wear it with pride. Even though im not one, I will still feel like one.

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabbit, I could read your work for hours, sir.

Yea well listen Margo i want to sleep tonight so just becasue you got PWND doesnt mean you can come home cuddle up to me and be a whiny cunt. Becuase if you do that i will smack you like a spider monkey, My dearest sweet Margo

Shhhh!

I appreciate it guys, but I'm tryin' to get through my QUESTIONS!

With FBA down and you fuckos here, it kinda got away from me!

:D

[Funny_Name_1]

Shhhh!

I appreciate it guys, but I'm tryin' to get through my QUESTIONS!

With FBA down and you fuckos here, it kinda got away from me!

:D

Ok.....*lookin other way while Rabb types*

[Shadow812]

Shhhh!

I appreciate it guys, but I'm tryin' to get through my QUESTIONS!

With FBA down and you fuckos here, it kinda got away from me!

:D

Hey I am most certainly not a FUCKO, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WACKBAG MOD TO YOU?

[Funny_Name_1]

Does that count as one of Shadow's questions?

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabbit, what took you so long to find your way over here?

Well, you see. It's like this.

Until recently I was fully engaged in a hotly contested battle of wills with a gentleman, name o' Mike, who lives up in the great state of Massachussetts. Mike and I had a li'l disagreement, mostly centered around the fact that I thought I should be able to call his woman a whore and a knitter lover, his sister a cannibal on the large side and his mother a doler out of certain, er, FAVORS to her darling son. And he thought I SHOULDN'T be able to say these things. Turns out, I was right.

Then, I heard you folks had THIS smiley...

:aaw2:

And I saw the error of my ways. I rushed right over here, gushing an blushing, with tears of joy spilling from my eyes.

Now, anyone wanna fight?

;)

[Shadow812]

<-- Im not Shadow, Im Canston, Lamont Cranston.

[Shadow812]

Well, you see. It's like this.

Until recently I was fully engaged in a hotly contested battle of wills with a gentleman, name o' Mike, who lives up in the great state of Massachussetts. Mike and I had a li'l disagreement, mostly centered around the fact that I thought I should be able to call his woman a whore and a knitter lover, his sister a cannibal on the large side and his mother a doler out of certain, er, FAVORS to her darling son. And he thought I SHOULDN'T be able to say these things.. Turns out, I won.

Then, I heard you folks had THIS smiley...

:aaw2:

And I saw the error of my ways. I rushed right over here, gushing an blushing, with tears of joy spilling from my eyes.

Now, anyone wanna fight?

;)


I've seen what youve done when your pissed. Which is why I wont fight you. The Shadow knows in a fight the involves Rabb, Rabb always wins.

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabb, how do we stay on your good side as to not end up like that poor sap from .net?

Love Deb. Love Elmo. We'll get along fine.

And that's the troof.

[Funny_Name_1]

Well, you see. It's like this.

Until recently I was fully engaged in a hotly contested battle of wills with a gentleman, name o' Mike, who lives up in the great state of Massachussetts. Mike and I had a li'l disagreement, mostly centered around the fact that I thought I should be able to call his woman a whore and a knitter lover, his sister a cannibal on the large side and his mother a doler out of certain, er, FAVORS to her darling son. And he thought I SHOULDN'T be able to say these things.. Turns out, I won.

Then, I heard you folks had THIS smiley...

:aaw2:

And I saw the error of my ways. I rushed right over here, gushing an blushing, with tears of joy spilling from my eyes.

Now, anyone wanna fight?

;)

Yeah, I think I was up reading that forum til about 4am...well done sir. That guy was truly a fucko. I'm glad to see you came out on top.

[Funny_Name_1]

I've seen what youve done when your pissed. Which is why I wont fight you. The Shadow knows in a fight the involves Rabb, Rabb always wins.

Wait a sec.....you said your name was Cranston...what the.....

[Rabbit_Man]

Second question, can you tell me where my avatar went?

I know Tony took this on in the post immediately following the question on Page 3 (And the way CRANSTON and Funny Name are going, this reply will be on page 23 by the time I'm done writing...), but allow me my own 2 cents.

Guys, I could not load ANY of my avatars, and they're not big. Could the 500 pixel limit perhaps be replaced with a resizing bot? Not that I REALLY know much about the mechanics.

But I'd like to wiggle my cotton tail.

:(

[Shadow812]

Wait a sec.....you said your name was Cranston...what the.....

Ask Rabb, This is his thread, and i will allow him to explain.

[Shadow812]

I know Tony took this on in the post immediately following the question on Page 3 (And the way CRANSTON and Funny Name are going, this reply will be on page 23 by the time I'm done writing...), but allow me my own 2 cents.

Guys, I could not load ANY of my avatars, and they're not big. Could the 500 pixel limit perhaps be replaced with a resizing bot? Not that I REALLY know much about the mechanics.

But I'd like to wiggle my cotton tail.

:(

If you send me the image i can resize it for you. As for wiggling the cotton tail I dont if it would still do it.

[Rabbit_Man]

Thanks Tony, who needs a rabbit anyway....just kiddin Rabb

Well...

Um...

Well now, that IS a stumper.

I give up.

:D

[Funny_Name_1]

Ask Rabb, This is his thread, and i will allow him to explain.

Very well then sir. Ok, I'm really leaving now, Rabb, good sir, type away. Night all.

[Funny_Name_1]

Well...

Um...

Well now, that IS a stumper.

I give up.

:D

Uhoh...it was a ruse, man

[elgallow]

hello rabb sir. love ya.

[Rabbit_Man]

Bye Tow Truck.

Dear Rabbit

Why does :bananadance: <----he keep dancing?

Oh and welcome to our awesome board!

Because ouside the view of the smiley cam is an apple with a gun.

And a sour disposition.

Dance, nanner boy! Dance!

:bananadance:

[elgallow]

Well, you see. It's like this.

Until recently I was fully engaged in a hotly contested battle of wills with a gentleman, name o' Mike, who lives up in the great state of Massachussetts. Mike and I had a li'l disagreement, mostly centered around the fact that I thought I should be able to call his woman a whore and a knitter lover, his sister a cannibal on the large side and his mother a doler out of certain, er, FAVORS to her darling son. And he thought I SHOULDN'T be able to say these things. Turns out, I was right.

Then, I heard you folks had THIS smiley...

:aaw2:

And I saw the error of my ways. I rushed right over here, gushing an blushing, with tears of joy spilling from my eyes.

Now, anyone wanna fight?

;)

i read that thread also until 4 in the morning. it was a great way to start off the new year. hats off to you sir. :D

[Shadow812]

Once FBA is back up ill read this thread which thread is it because i wasnt up till 4am reading it but now i wish i would have been.

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabbit, I could read your work for hours, sir.

Yea well listen Margo i want to sleep tonight so just becasue you got PWND doesnt mean you can come home cuddle up to me and be a whiny cunt. Becuase if you do that i will smack you like a spider monkey, My dearest sweet Margo

I will buy one and wear it with pride. Even though im not one, I will still feel like one.

All are welcome to wear the Peppermints gear! And when the time comes to pick up a spear and charge the gates, Lamont, I'll come a callin'.

Ok.....*lookin other way while Rabb types*

[Bill Burr as Tara Reid] Uh, you GUUUUYS! I was like, okay I'm gonna! And... and then I was like, I'm not gonna. [/Bill Burr as Tara Reid]

[Rabbit_Man]

Hey I am most certainly not a FUCKO, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WACKBAG MOD TO YOU?

Actually, judging by the avatar, you look a bit like No Filter Paul to me...

[elgallow]

Once FBA is back up ill read this thread which thread is it because i wasnt up till 4am reading it but now i wish i would have been.

you will not be dissapointed.

[Rabbit_Man]

Does that count as one of Shadow's questions?

In a word, fuck if I know.

[Rabbit_Man]

I've seen what youve done when your pissed. Which is why I wont fight you. The Shadow knows in a fight the involves Rabb, Rabb always wins.

Not TONIGHT Rabb didn't! Too OTHER fuckers walked away with THAT distinction.

:D

Yeah, I think I was up reading that forum til about 4am...well done sir. That guy was truly a fucko. I'm glad to see you came out on top.

TY. And actually, as it turns out (There's that phrase again...), I did. And we learned today that he is a true pussy. A whiny li'l boy who jumped up an' down with glee when he thought he'd played a perfect Nelly from Little House.

Then I pulled his braids.

Go figure.

Wait a sec.....you said your name was Cranston...what the.....

Ask Rabb, This is his thread, and i will allow him to explain.

The Shadow is in reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man about town. Together with his constant companion, the beautiful Margo Lane, the Shadow fights the forces of evil.

Or something like that.

[Rabbit_Man]

If you send me the image i can resize it for you. As for wiggling the cotton tail I dont if it would still do it.

You want a picture of my ass so you can resize it. Lemme guess.

To blow it up to where it'll fit over, say, a pillow with a hole in it?

Mayhap over a jar of microwave warmed jelly?

You, sir, are disgusting. And I am completely and madly in love with you. Ah, the dichotomy of life!

[Rabbit_Man]

Very well then sir. Ok, I'm really leaving now, Rabb, good sir, type away. Night all.

Good night!

Uhoh...it was a ruse, man

Oh. Well then it's okay.

hello rabb sir. love ya.

<3 ya back.

i read that thread also until 4 in the morning. it was a great way to start off the new year. hats off to you sir. :D

And TY.

Once FBA is back up ill read this thread which thread is it because i wasnt up till 4am reading it but now i wish i would have been.

Yeah, I wish I could reread it. Gettin' fuzzy in my head. I just zone when I do that. Go to another place, ya know?

you will not be dissapointed.

I HOPE not.

:D

[Rabbit_Man]

WHEW! I DID IT!!!

Now, when will I find the time to be back? I hope, when I do that are lots of *ahem* QUESTIONS for me...

Get it?

;)

Bye, my li'l thread. Sweet dreams.

[Overnite]

Do I have to ask???

[Rabbit_Man]

Do I have to ask???

Oh, all right.

First, seek counseling. AIDS does not kill people in America anymore, lack of AIDS awareness kills people. Now, find a good doctor skilled in the newest treatments. Follow his prescribed regimen of medications PRECISELY. Don't balk at blood draws: The technicians performing them are as nervous as you, believe me. And the levels help to tailor your "cocktail".

Next, be aware of the dangers of transmission and reinfection. A condom is NOT perfect protection, or even GOOD protection. You should NOT have sexual intercourse of any kind, save masturbatory experiences. Having an HIV+ partner does not mean you can freely engage in sexual relations. HIV can reinfect, causing a repeat of the prolonged flu like syptoms experienced at the onset of symptoms and a worsening of the systemic infection, as expressed in a lowering of the helper "T" cells, or lymphocytes, that serve to activate your body's immune system.

Living within these guidelines and following your doctor's advice can help you, the HIV+ patient, continue to enjoy a long, happy and relatively healthy life.

Hope I've helped.

[TooDarkPark]

But we've all got the virus Mr Rabbit_Man, it's why we're here! I don't wanna get rid of it and I speak for everyone else here too!

[Rabbit_Man]

But we've all got the virus Mr Rabbit_Man, it's why we're here! I don't wanna get rid of it and I speak for everyone else here too!

Oh, dear funcritter, you misunderstand. The HIV is incurable. I merely teach so that the gentleman may live as LONG as possible with his ailment, and thus be a happier, more healthful and more productive member of this community. Now surely that is something we can ALL get behind.

:aaw2:

[TowTruckTony]

Rabb, Why do I continue to post, KNOWING that I have work that HAS to be finished before 8am EST?

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb, Why do I continue to post, KNOWING that I have work that HAS to be finished before 8am EST?

Because, intuitively your sixth sense knows that once you leave your computer to do your work, you'll be confronted by the wild eyed black man with the 9mm pistol waiting just outside, robbed for $12.87 and then shot in the chest and left to die.

Believe me, I wouldn't want to quit posting either!

Good night, Toni and Tony et al! I'm out!

:bananadance:

[TowTruckTony]

Later Bro.....one question for your return...
Why did your introduction to the HIV have me all teary eyed, and proud at the same time?

and of course, you knew I was still lurking, as it is my way, and something tells me you may be doing the same....

so i would NOT be surprised if there si a response to this question when I return at 9....

Good night Bro...GOOD NIGHT HIV...

[TooDarkPark]

Bye guys

[nerdo5]

Rabb,

How are you so awesome? What powers allow such neato-ness to occur in one being? Most importantly, how does this not affect or break some law of physics?

[TowTruckTony]

Rabb, why is nerdo being such an ass-kiss today?:D

[Shadow812]

Rabb, why is nerdo being such an ass-kiss today?:D

When is Nerdo not being a kiss ass.

[DickWhiskey]

You, on the other hand, are able to explore missed opportunites and experience unfulfilled dreams after death. You can create a world or many worlds and try YOUR hand at making them work. You, as one facet of an infinite number of facets that make up the universal consciousness are tasked with filling your own part of the eternity of our shared existence. You live and love and laugh and cry and build and destroy until, finally, you are so bored you choose to be forged anew, reborn on one of an infinite number of worlds to live a new life as a reformatted consiousness, with all of that life's experiences, good and bad, shaping your character. Then, when your mortal time is over, you are able to explore missed opportunities and experience unfulfilled dreams after death. You can create a world or many worlds and try YOUR hand at making them work...
Dear Rabb,

How much ecstasy have you done in your lifetime?:D

[DickWhiskey]

Rabb, Why do I continue to post, KNOWING that I have work that HAS to be finished before 8am EST?

Because you are Tantalizing, Traumatized Tow Truck Tony... Skilled in the Art of the Thoughtless.:D

[MurderFace]

Rabb, will I enjoy reading your responses and laughing as much here as I did on FBA?

[TowTruckTony]

Rabb, where have you been sir?

[Rabbit_Man]

Later Bro.....one question for your return...
Why did your introduction to the HIV have me all teary eyed, and proud at the same time?

and of course, you knew I was still lurking, as it is my way, and something tells me you may be doing the same....

so i would NOT be surprised if there si a response to this question when I return at 9....

Good night Bro...GOOD NIGHT HIV...

Being FULL of surprises, I am only now returning. And not for long.

And as far as your question, the answer is simple. RESPECT. I give it to this board. Now, you guys go and build a good one.

And THAT'S honesty.

:D

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb,

How are you so awesome? What powers allow such neato-ness to occur in one being? Most importantly, how does this not affect or break some law of physics?

The laws of physics are rather more elastic than some would have you believe. Quantum mechanics tells us that our own perspective shapes reality, and Relativity teaches that our particular situation completely dictates our perception of the world around us.

What that means is that, no matter what I do, I don't break the laws of physics. And, on the quantum and Einsteinian level, physics bends for ME, as it does for us all.

So, ditch the obsequiousness and step up here to join the race of MAN, my bruddah. We're headin' for big big tings.

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb, why is nerdo being such an ass-kiss today?:D

He either needs a hug, or a blowjob. Let's divide the resposibilities on this one, Tony. I'll handle the :aaw2: ...

[Rabbit_Man]

When is Nerdo not being a kiss ass.

He must sleep sometime...

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabb,

How much ecstasy have you done in your lifetime?:D

Looking back on this thread and reading my post on your "Do puppies go to heaven?" and nerdo's physics question and some others, it strikes me that I've done not nearly enough X. BUT, when it comes to acid, I MAY have hit my lifetime limit...

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb, will I enjoy reading your responses and laughing as much here as I did on FBA?

Tonight's responses, sadly, no. I'm subpar at the moment. I'm either tired, bored, both, or having a religious epiphany. Whatever the cause, I'm writing like crap tonight.

I will, however, make a very strong effort to live up to and exceed your hopes and expectations in the future, on this board and FBA.

And TY for reading!

:)

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb, where have you been sir?

Roasting midgets.

As small as they are, they require constant turning. I've been at the spit all day.

And now, I hear those who are slated for tomorrow's jerky throwing a fit in thier cage. I'll have to go and see what is the matter.

Night, all!

[TooDarkPark]

Roasting midgets.

As small as they are, they require constant turning. I've been at the spit all day.

And now, I hear those who are slated for tomorrow's jerky throwing a fit in thier cage. I'll have to go and see what is the matter.

Night, all!

Well don't forget to share some midget thighs and breasts. Well done please.

[DoNKeYMEAT]

I'm here you bastard where are you????

[DickWhiskey]

Do midget breasts taste like chicken or fish?

[tammzenn]

Rabb,How are you so awesome? What powers allow such neato-ness to occur in one being? Most importantly, how does this not affect or break some law of physics?

Rabb, why is nerdo being such an ass-kiss today?:D

Tyra... who are you calling an ass-kiss with the following post?!?....

Why did your introduction to the HIV have me all teary eyed, and proud at the same time?..

you're BOTH kissing more ass than a toilet seat!!!!! :eck22:

[Cpnthrfan]

euwww

[Rabbit_Man]

Well don't forget to share some midget thighs and breasts. Well done please.

I have plenty, barbecued and plain. Also, try the stuffing. Midget giblets are so moist and tiny. They're adorable!

They go well with a nice belt of Peppermint schnapps.

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

I'm here you bastard where are you????

When you typed that I was running down a cobbled street, the one long arm of my torn straightjacket trailing behind me, listening for the sounds of the asylum's van as I weighed my options.

Tonight I'm on a stolen computer that is thankfully aircard equipped, huddled in the imperfect shelter of a stormdrain as searchers with flashlights comb the hillside above me.

What are you doin'?

[Rabbit_Man]

Do midget breasts taste like chicken or fish?

Depends on the gender.

Mail breasts taste of a lifetime of scorn, salted with sprinkled tears.

And female breasts taste like bacon.

I dunno why.

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb,How are you so awesome? What powers allow such neato-ness to occur in one being? Most importantly, how does this not affect or break some law of physics?



Rabb, why is nerdo being such an ass-kiss today?:D


Tyra... who are you calling an ass-kiss with the following post?!?....


Why did your introduction to the HIV have me all teary eyed, and proud at the same time?..

you're BOTH kissing more ass than a toilet seat!!!!! :eck22:

He's calling nerdo the ass kiss, though as you point out he is guilty of same...

And they may be kissing it more than a toilet seat, but somehow I'M the one winding up with the butt hickeys...

euwww

Exactly.

:D

[heymotherkisser]

who is going to be in my next 3some?

[TowTruckTony]

who is going to be in my next 3some?

I could only wish...

[Cpnthrfan]

me me me me?

[ATAWarriorPBT]

rabbit why is your avatar not humping the bed here like on FBA :D

[Rabbit_Man]

who is going to be in my next 3some?

Me and Flea.

Figured we could use a dildo.

:D

You bring the lube!

[Rabbit_Man]

me me me me?

That DID have a question mark at the end of it... Shall I dash your hopes?

Besides, I understand that Pristine Sneakers called "DIBS".

[Rabbit_Man]

rabbit why is your avatar not humping the bed here like on FBA :D

My affair with HIV just hasn't reached that sexual level yet, PBT. But there's hope.

And for some honesty (for a change), I have NO idea why. Tony's workin' on it.

[Cpnthrfan]

damn

[ATAWarriorPBT]

I just figured I'd ask a similar question as over there :D

[Rabbit_Man]

damn

I'm sorry.

:D

[Cpnthrfan]

its not your fault, dont shoot the messenger

[Rabbit_Man]

I just figured I'd ask a similar question as over there :D

It was a damn good one. I wish it was doin' the wiggle. I miss my tail waggin'. That always draws in the women folk...

:D

[Cpnthrfan]

and i was gonna bring my girl too

[ATAWarriorPBT]

QFT the lady's love the rabbit mans wiggle

[heymotherkisser]

Me and Flea.

Figured we could use a dildo.

:D

You bring the lube!

nice.:aaw2:

[Rabbit_Man]

its not your fault, dont shoot the messenger

'Ppreciate that. And I did try calling shotgun once I heard he had dibs, but all I got back was a "haha", so I guess it didn't work.

:D

[Rabbit_Man]

nice.:aaw2:

I LOVE that smiley.

I'm gonna try to steal it for FBA. That is my FAVORITE.

:aaw2:

Awww...

:D

[Rabbit_Man]

QFT the lady's love the rabbit mans wiggle

Yeah, but they MELT when they see my laser blue eyes...

:t6tdaa:

[TowTruckTony]

OOOOOOHHHHHH...it's ASH....

[ATAWarriorPBT]

Yeah, but they MELT when they see my laser blue eyes...

:t6tdaa:

*looks for his wading boots * :D

[Rabbit_Man]

*looks for his wading boots * :D

I GOT MINE ON!

HAHAHAHA

:bananadance:

[ATAWarriorPBT]

Nicea !

[TowTruckTony]

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Now THAT is close to perfect...;)

[Cpnthrfan]

heeeeeyyy that dont count

[heymotherkisser]

OOOOOOHHHHHH...it's ASH....

yah huh it's me!! but this is all about rabb!

hey rabb, tell me about your weirdest sexual experience!

[Rabbit_Man]

yah huh it's me!! but this is all about rabb!

hey rabb, tell me about your weirdest sexual experience!

Not really a question, but I'll comply with the request if for nothing else than Ash asked and that makes it HAWT as hell.

Well, weirdest.

Okay, this isn't BEST, or COOLEST, this is WEIRDEST. Here goes.

When I was 19 I lived in Front Royal, Virginia. I had attended the Military Academy there, and was home from college for the summer and tearing all over with my best friend John. John was a year behind me, so he'd just graduated. He had a thing for this chick who was FIFTEEN. He wanted her so damn bad, but we always did everything together so we went over to her house together. The plan was to take her out ridin' while John, I dunno, WOOED her I guess. It wasn't much of a plan.

Enter her mom.

Mom's name was Stephanie (Daughter was Brianna). She was just recently divorced from Brianna's dad, and they only had the one kid. She was in her early forties, and was an attractive gal. When John and I showed up she was just one of the kids. We played music, drank (She bought. I had a fake, but didn't have to use it.) and then, later, decided to drive into DC to Georgetown. I dunno WHAT we thought we'd do. John and Brianna couldn't get into any clubs. But we went. We walked the streets. John and I pissed in a building lobby while the two of them watched, and we had a good time. On the drive home it was John and Brianna in front and Steph and I in back with a bottle of Jager.

We were in full make out before we left the city limits.

John never did score with Brianna, and neither did I (But not for lack of trying! :D). But before we left that night I borrowed a Bob Marley tape (YES, tape. I AM in my thirties...) from her. Two nights later I get a call. Stephanie. Brianna's going to a slumber party, would like her tape back. Could I drive it out.

When I got there, no Brianna in sight. Apparently, her slumber party was already well underway at someone else's house.

All in all, it was a good experience. She was the third woman I'd slept with. The first was older than me too, 24, and the second the same age, so it was weird thinking that I'm fuckin' someone's MOM when I was 19. But, as is often the case with older gals, she knew JUST what to do. I didn't worry too much about it, after a bit.

We hooked up twice more before I started thinking I should move on. She made a play on John, which he rejected. I made a play on Brianna, which SHE rejected, and off we went, living our lives in seperate locations. I've never heard from Stephanie since, and saw Brianna only once some years after. Total pothead.

So, I guess that was kinda wierd. But, there have been other unconventional situations. I lost my virginity on the battlefield at Antietam. Once fucked in the Shenandoah river, with people like 50 yards away.

No peanut butter. No critters. In that regard, I'm pretty boring.

And that's it.

:aaw2:

[heymotherkisser]

that was a good story.

[ATAWarriorPBT]

Not really a question, but I'll comply with the request if for nothing else than Ash asked and that makes it HAWT as hell.

Well, weirdest.

Okay, this isn't BEST, or COOLEST, this is WEIRDEST. Here goes.

When I was 19 I lived in Front Royal, Virginia. I had attended the Military Academy there, and was home from college for the summer and tearing all over with my best friend John. John was a year behind me, so he'd just graduated. He had a thing for this chick who was FIFTEEN. He wanted her so damn bad, but we always did everything together so we went over to her house together. The plan was to take her out ridin' while John, I dunno, WOOED her I guess. It wasn't much of a plan.

Enter her mom.

Mom's name was Stephanie (Daughter was Brianna). She was just recently divorced from Brianna's dad, and they only had the one kid. She was in her early forties, and was an attractive gal. When John and I showed up she was just one of the kids. We played music, drank (She bought. I had a fake, but didn't have to use it.) and then, later, decided to drive into DC to Georgetown. I dunno WHAT we thought we'd do. John and Brianna couldn't get into any clubs. But we went. We walked the streets. John and I pissed in a building lobby while the two of them watched, and we had a good time. On the drive home it was John and Brianna in front and Steph and I in back with a bottle of Jager.

We were in full make out before we left the city limits.

John never did score with Brianna, and neither did I (But not for lack of trying! :D). But before we left that night I borrowed a Bob Marley tape (YES, tape. I AM in my thirties...) from her. Two nights later I get a call. Stephanie. Brianna's going to a slumber party, would like her tape back. Could I drive it out.

When I got there, no Brianna in sight. Apparently, her slumber party was already well underway at someone else's house.

All in all, it was a good experience. She was the third woman I'd slept with. The first was older than me too, 24, and the second the same age, so it was weird thinking that I'm fuckin' someone's MOM when I was 19. But, as is often the case with older gals, she knew JUST what to do. I didn't worry too much about it, after a bit.

We hooked up twice more before I started thinking I should move on. She made a play on John, which he rejected. I made a play on Brianna, which SHE rejected, and off we went, living our lives in seperate locations. I've never heard from Stephanie since, and saw Brianna only once some years after. Total pothead.

So, I guess that was kinda wierd. But, there have been other unconventional situations. I lost my virginity on the battlefield at Antietam. Once fucked in the Shenandoah river, with people like 50 yards away.

No peanut butter. No critters. In that regard, I'm pretty boring.

And that's it.

:aaw2:

holy fuck do you have the cliffnotes on this :D

[Rabbit_Man]

holy fuck do you have the cliffnotes on this :D

Dude, YOU have a sexy gal ask you that question an' try to bite your tongue!

:D

I AM human! Mostly. Somewhat... There ARE rumors...

Now I'm REALLY going! Night, my li'l thread!

:bananadance:

[ATAWarriorPBT]

Dude, YOU have a sexy gal ask you that question an' try to bite your tongue!

:D

I AM human! Mostly. Somewhat... There ARE rumors...

Now I'm REALLY going! Night, my li'l thread!

:bananadance:

:D



night mr

[mudflap69]

Welcome, Rabb. I've got a question for you.
Since I've resolved to eat healthy. Do you know any good looking women named Healthy?

[nerdo5]

Not really a question, but I'll comply with the request if for nothing else than Ash asked and that makes it HAWT as hell.

Well, weirdest.

Okay, this isn't BEST, or COOLEST, this is WEIRDEST. Here goes.

When I was 19 I lived in Front Royal, Virginia. I had attended the Military Academy there, and was home from college for the summer and tearing all over with my best friend John. John was a year behind me, so he'd just graduated. He had a thing for this chick who was FIFTEEN. He wanted her so damn bad, but we always did everything together so we went over to her house together. The plan was to take her out ridin' while John, I dunno, WOOED her I guess. It wasn't much of a plan.

Enter her mom.

Mom's name was Stephanie (Daughter was Brianna). She was just recently divorced from Brianna's dad, and they only had the one kid. She was in her early forties, and was an attractive gal. When John and I showed up she was just one of the kids. We played music, drank (She bought. I had a fake, but didn't have to use it.) and then, later, decided to drive into DC to Georgetown. I dunno WHAT we thought we'd do. John and Brianna couldn't get into any clubs. But we went. We walked the streets. John and I pissed in a building lobby while the two of them watched, and we had a good time. On the drive home it was John and Brianna in front and Steph and I in back with a bottle of Jager.

We were in full make out before we left the city limits.

John never did score with Brianna, and neither did I (But not for lack of trying! :D). But before we left that night I borrowed a Bob Marley tape (YES, tape. I AM in my thirties...) from her. Two nights later I get a call. Stephanie. Brianna's going to a slumber party, would like her tape back. Could I drive it out.

When I got there, no Brianna in sight. Apparently, her slumber party was already well underway at someone else's house.

All in all, it was a good experience. She was the third woman I'd slept with. The first was older than me too, 24, and the second the same age, so it was weird thinking that I'm fuckin' someone's MOM when I was 19. But, as is often the case with older gals, she knew JUST what to do. I didn't worry too much about it, after a bit.

We hooked up twice more before I started thinking I should move on. She made a play on John, which he rejected. I made a play on Brianna, which SHE rejected, and off we went, living our lives in seperate locations. I've never heard from Stephanie since, and saw Brianna only once some years after. Total pothead.

So, I guess that was kinda wierd. But, there have been other unconventional situations. I lost my virginity on the battlefield at Antietam. Once fucked in the Shenandoah river, with people like 50 yards away.

No peanut butter. No critters. In that regard, I'm pretty boring.

And that's it.

:aaw2:

I like stories

I always knew Rabb was Finch in disguise. Did you learn the art of Tantra shortly after your tryst with Stephanie?

Rabb, why am I fascinated by you in as non gay a way as possible?

[TowTruckTony]

PBT, have you ever read the RABB REPORT (http://blog.myspace.com/highstrungandcarnivorous)? Talk about some reading....

[Funny_Name_1]

Not really a question, but I'll comply with the request if for nothing else than Ash asked and that makes it HAWT as hell.

Well, weirdest.

Okay, this isn't BEST, or COOLEST, this is WEIRDEST. Here goes.

When I was 19 I lived in Front Royal, Virginia. I had attended the Military Academy there, and was home from college for the summer and tearing all over with my best friend John. John was a year behind me, so he'd just graduated. He had a thing for this chick who was FIFTEEN. He wanted her so damn bad, but we always did everything together so we went over to her house together. The plan was to take her out ridin' while John, I dunno, WOOED her I guess. It wasn't much of a plan.

Enter her mom.

Mom's name was Stephanie (Daughter was Brianna). She was just recently divorced from Brianna's dad, and they only had the one kid. She was in her early forties, and was an attractive gal. When John and I showed up she was just one of the kids. We played music, drank (She bought. I had a fake, but didn't have to use it.) and then, later, decided to drive into DC to Georgetown. I dunno WHAT we thought we'd do. John and Brianna couldn't get into any clubs. But we went. We walked the streets. John and I pissed in a building lobby while the two of them watched, and we had a good time. On the drive home it was John and Brianna in front and Steph and I in back with a bottle of Jager.

We were in full make out before we left the city limits.

John never did score with Brianna, and neither did I (But not for lack of trying! :D). But before we left that night I borrowed a Bob Marley tape (YES, tape. I AM in my thirties...) from her. Two nights later I get a call. Stephanie. Brianna's going to a slumber party, would like her tape back. Could I drive it out.

When I got there, no Brianna in sight. Apparently, her slumber party was already well underway at someone else's house.

All in all, it was a good experience. She was the third woman I'd slept with. The first was older than me too, 24, and the second the same age, so it was weird thinking that I'm fuckin' someone's MOM when I was 19. But, as is often the case with older gals, she knew JUST what to do. I didn't worry too much about it, after a bit.

We hooked up twice more before I started thinking I should move on. She made a play on John, which he rejected. I made a play on Brianna, which SHE rejected, and off we went, living our lives in seperate locations. I've never heard from Stephanie since, and saw Brianna only once some years after. Total pothead.

So, I guess that was kinda wierd. But, there have been other unconventional situations. I lost my virginity on the battlefield at Antietam. Once fucked in the Shenandoah river, with people like 50 yards away.

No peanut butter. No critters. In that regard, I'm pretty boring.

And that's it.

:aaw2:

See I just KNEW there was a reason to stay here in Virginia

[DoNKeYMEAT]

When you typed that I was running down a cobbled street, the one long arm of my torn straightjacket trailing behind me, listening for the sounds of the asylum's van as I weighed my options.

Tonight I'm on a stolen computer that is thankfully aircard equipped, huddled in the imperfect shelter of a stormdrain as searchers with flashlights comb the hillside above me.

What are you doin'?


Trying to find beastiality videos to send to my friends girlfriend at work...

[DoNKeYMEAT]

So, I guess that was kinda wierd. But, there have been other unconventional situations. I lost my virginity on the battlefield at Antietam. Once fucked in the Shenandoah river, with people like 50 yards away.



Please tell me you jacked off for the first time at Gettysburg, and you had your anus fingered at Appomattox...

[Funny_Name_1]

:bumpgx1:

Can't let this gem of a thread get lost! Inquiring minds wanna know

[ATAWarriorPBT]

Dear Rabbit If we wacked our bag then got full blown Aids how is it that we
Just now got the HIV ?

[crackaasscracka]

Rosebud was a Basselope, a fictional cross between a Bassett Hound and an Antelope, and was featured in the Bloom County cartoons written by Berke Breathed in the middle and late 80s.

And you thought I was gonna say a sled?

;)

Nope I thought you were going to say William Randolph Hearst name for his womans pussy

[TooDarkPark]

Dear Rabbit

What was on the first episode of Cops?

[TowTruckTony]

Rabb, where have you been bud?

[Rabbit_Man]

Welcome, Rabb. I've got a question for you.
Since I've resolved to eat healthy. Do you know any good looking women named Healthy?

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I'm thinkin' with a name like Michelle an' livin' in So Cal, she's gotta be at least a solid 7.5. Like Barb.

Get to truckin', sir! Head west, man! Head west!

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

I like stories

I always knew Rabb was Finch in disguise. Did you learn the art of Tantra shortly after your tryst with Stephanie?

Rabb, why am I fascinated by you in as non gay a way as possible?

Not sure how non gay a way IS possible, nerdo. You are quite the bunny stalker.

;)

You are fascinated with me because you sense that I may have a hidden insight into the physics upon which the universe is constructed, that I may be a traveler from another time or a distant star, here to instruct human scientists of this era in the ways of the cosmos. And you're right.

Dark matter.

It's really toast without butter.

Add butter, God smiles, the universe folds back and reveals the shiny happy place.

So, here's what we do. We build a spaceship like a giant knife, and put like ten or twenty tons of butter on the blade...

You following me so far?

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

PBT, have you ever read the RABB REPORT (http://blog.myspace.com/highstrungandcarnivorous)? Talk about some reading....

HAHAHA!

I'm not a good plug whore.

I really need to write up some more stories. There are a LOT of them in there, if you go archive searching they stretch back quite a ways, but I need to add to it.

I'll TRY to find the time.

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

See I just KNEW there was a reason to stay here in Virginia

It's a groovy kinda love, baby!

:aaw2:

[Rabbit_Man]

Trying to find beastiality videos to send to my friends girlfriend at work...

Oh, some home videos.

Try the closet. I think you said you put all the hobby related items in there.

[TooDarkPark]

Dear Rabbit Man

You sire are quite the man. I love your avatar with the sexy bunny ears and the soft fuzzy ass.

How old a gentleman are you sir and can we please have the pleasure of learning a bit about what makes Rabbit Man tick (I apologize if you've ever had ticks)

Thanks you sir.

[Rabbit_Man]

Please tell me you jacked off for the first time at Gettysburg, and you had your anus fingered at Appomattox...

No, but I did get my taint licked at Colonial Williamsburg. Does that count?

[Rabbit_Man]

:bumpgx1:

Can't let this gem of a thread get lost! Inquiring minds wanna know

TY, sir!

:D

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabbit If we wacked our bag then got full blown Aids how is it that we
Just now got the HIV ?

That is an EXCELLENT question PBT. It IS a conundrum, eh?

I suppose we have to go the Family Guy route...

"You have AIDS! (You've got the AIDS!) Not HIV but FullBlownAIDS....

Make sure that you see that this is not HIV...

BUT FULL BLOWN AIDS!"

So, if you go by the song, FBA existed without HIV.

NOW, we have them both.

What sick lucky fuckers WE are, huh?

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

Nope I thought you were going to say William Randolph Hearst name for his womans pussy

Damn.

Good one.

And Patty Hearst was a hottie, so there musta been good genes up the line.

;)

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabbit

What was on the first episode of Cops?

The hanging of John Brown.

In the second?

The incarceration of James Brown.

God rest his knitter soul.

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabb, where have you been bud?

I got away from the searchers on the hillside and managed to trade my ripped asylum garb for a mackinaw from a duck hunter who was blind in his blind, so to speak. It was just a conk on the head I gave him, knocked him out cold, don't worry. That's not what killed him. It was the blood loss after I gnawed off his left lower leg and roasted it over a small fire that killed him. Hell, I gotta eat. I'm on the run here.

Anyway, the stolen computer's batteries are about dead and I think I hear a helicopter, so I gotta go now. Later Tony!

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabbit Man

You sire are quite the man. I love your avatar with the sexy bunny ears and the soft fuzzy ass.

How old a gentleman are you sir and can we please have the pleasure of learning a bit about what makes Rabbit Man tick (I apologize if you've ever had ticks)

Thanks you sir.

Well, TY for the lovin'!

I'm in my three-ohs, I like puppies, kitties and bunnies and had an intense childhood fear of clowns. I'd like to be a Muppeteer when I grow up, but content myself with being an Internet ass. I'm a vet, in the Navy but served with the Marines, hauling morphine and band-aids. And my MySpace is at http://www.myspace.com/highstrungandcarnivorous if ya wanna check it out!

And that's a tick an' a tock!

Night, gal. I gots to hop.

[mudflap69]

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I'm thinkin' with a name like Michelle an' livin' in So Cal, she's gotta be at least a solid 7.5. Like Barb.

Get to truckin', sir! Head west, man! Head west!

;)

I hope you didn't mean a 7.5 on the Richter scale. Thanks, Rabb. You're the best.

[DoNKeYMEAT]

No, but I did get my taint licked at Colonial Williamsburg. Does that count?

Close enough you civil war slut...

[wickedballs]

mr. rabbit
how the hell did UF defeat ohio state

[DoNKeYMEAT]

mr. rabbit
how the hell did UF defeat ohio state


Sorry to answer Rabb but Florida won because they had better black people... Also did anyone notice that 2 of the players for UF(not sure who) were studying something called Recreation Management... So Rabb what exactly do you learn while obtaining a degree in Recreation Management???

[nerdo5]

Rabb, what do you do for a living, and how did you escape the tyranny of Efrafa to go on to bigger things?

[Thadeusgman]

mr. rabbit
how the hell did UF defeat ohio state

I got this one Rabb,

Well because despite all the glitz and hype the team is still comprised of Buckeyes. It's like putting a pretty bow on a steaming turd.

[DickWhiskey]

Dear Rabb,

Where is ATAWarriorPBT?

[Rabbit_Man]

I hope you didn't mean a 7.5 on the Richter scale. Thanks, Rabb. You're the best.

Well, Barb rates herself a 7.5. Judging by Barb's looks, 7.5 is something just over Mt. St. Helens and just under Hiroshima.

Close enough you civil war slut...

Um... REVOLUTIONARY War, sir. And you Mr. Via Lata call yourself a history buff. ;)

mr. rabbit
how the hell did UF defeat ohio state

I got this one Rabb,

Well because despite all the glitz and hype the team is still comprised of Buckeyes. It's like putting a pretty bow on a steaming turd.

Sorry to answer Rabb but Florida won because they had better black people... Also did anyone notice that 2 of the players for UF(not sure who) were studying something called Recreation Management... So Rabb what exactly do you learn while obtaining a degree in Recreation Management???

You both have answered that question better than I could have. One thing I will say, can we now all finally agree the BCS sucks?

And Recreation Management degrees help black men open successful ho pimpin' businesses upon graduation. It's a really good major for our inner city toughs, and I'm glad to see it being offered in America's universities.

Rabb, what do you do for a living, and how did you escape the tyranny of Efrafa to go on to bigger things?

When Richard Adams first came to our warren researching his book I guess I impressed him with my intellect and acumen. He took me along with him when he left, Watership Down was a success, and I lived the life of an academic. Last year I hopped into the limelight on FBA and have hardly been happier. It's like a double parsley carrot shake with a jigger of blackberry wine. It just doesn't GET any better than this!

:D
Dear Rabb,

Where is ATAWarriorPBT?

FBA

And that's all I know.

[TooDarkPark]

Dear Rabbit,

How much snow the rest of the year? How many snowy days will we have?

[Thadeusgman]

Rabbit, are Trix really for kids?

[TooDarkPark]

Rabbit, are Trix really for kids?

And are dix really for chix?

[Rabbit_Man]

Dear Rabbit,

How much snow the rest of the year? How many snowy days will we have?


According to the Farmers Almanac, you can expect between 6 and 10 more snow events in the Boston and NY areas this winter, with a significant storm in very late February. Batten down the hatches. BUT, spring is supposed to come early, though it will be rainy.

According to Al Gore, there is no snow anymore. What you see as snow is likely industrial pollutants crystallizing out of the oversaturated air. It's too goddamn hot for snow.

[Rabbit_Man]

Rabbit, are Trix really for kids?

And are dix really for chix?

I'll lump these together, since that is what Thad meant to ask, but got scared.

Ahem.

YES!!!

Thank you. Sorry Thad. Get your peanut butter out of that man's chocolate.

[TooDarkPark]

We love you Rabbit Man, thanks for the answers!

[crackaasscracka]

Why was Peter Sellers so fucning funny?

[Rabbit_Man]

We love you Rabbit Man, thanks for the answers!

Awww... Shucks.

TY, my dear.

I'll peek in here often and try to keep up with it.

:aaw2:

[Rabbit_Man]

Why was Peter Sellers so fucning funny?

Because in an age when comedy was clean and comedians used squirting flowers and BA DUM DUM drum riffs, he actually got dark and dumped the shtick. Pink Panther was DELICIOUS, the hack bits intentionally hack, and such masterpieces as Dr. Strangelove will never be equalled.

Plus, he had a great set of man knockers. That always helps.

[DoNKeYMEAT]

Mr Rabbit, Do the jews really control the media??? And who will the Steelers hire for a head coach???

[TooDarkPark]

Dear Rabbit,

Is it possible to just keep on eating and eating till someones stomach bursts?

[crackaasscracka]

Dear Rabbit If a bear shits in the woods and a tree falls will anyone hear it

[wickedballs]

mr rabbit how did san diego lose that game?

[TooDarkPark]

Dear Rabbit:

What is the best way to achieve possesion of one million dollars in unmarked bills?

[TowTruckTony]

Have you been too busy for us again? DAMMIT.. forget real life for a minute...

[TooDarkPark]

Have you been too busy for us again? DAMMIT.. forget real life for a minute...

I know, I've seen him on FBA alot but not here, traitor!

[TowTruckTony]

I know, I've seen him on FBA alot but not here, traitor!

actually, since his last appearance here, he's been at FBA a few times. but not for long...
hasn't even been on PT all that much... stupid real life crap... :(

[mudflap69]

actually, since his last appearance here, he's been at FBA a few times. but not for long...
hasn't even been on PT all that much... stupid real life crap... :(

Damn real life! Always gets in the way of fun shit.

[TooDarkPark]

Dear Rabbit Man

Who are you? What are you? Why are you here? Did Bugs Bunny really like carrots?