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Alcohol_IV
02-13-2007, 10:52 AM
House painter accused of theft by swallowing (http://wbz.com/pages/233327.php?contentType=4&contentId=324880)

MERRIMACK, N.H. (AP) -- A painter from North Carolina is charged with stealing a diamond ring in New Hampshire, then swallowing it to sneak it away.

Forty-four-year-old Kenny Narron of Richlands, North Carolina, is charged with theft and falsifying evidence. Doctors had to get the one-point-two carat ring out.

Police say the ring had been hidden under a mattress in a home in Merrimack that Narron had been hired to paint last month.

Narron also is charged with stealing some medicine from the home.

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What Kenny didn't know is the Mrs. had that ring on when she gave her husband a handy the day before.
socialdviant
02-13-2007, 11:06 AM
He's a good egg. Gotta love a swallower.
Bill100Proof
02-13-2007, 12:52 PM
What an idiot! Stupid fuck shoulda just put it in his pocket and walked away. Why the fuck did he have to swallow it? Guess he likes doctors playing with his ass.
Big Logs
02-13-2007, 01:12 PM
I guess it would have been ok if he swallowed it after the handy, as he would have to search thru some doodoo for a few days to find it.
machomike70
02-13-2007, 03:10 PM
He had to pull 1.2 carrots out his a$$.:emot-goatse: Ouch!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :emot-goatse:
TooDarkPark
02-13-2007, 03:10 PM
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
Cpnthrfan
02-13-2007, 04:33 PM
the evidence is in the can http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/cpnthrfan/12118.jpgyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
socialdviant
02-13-2007, 05:23 PM
the evidence is in the can http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/cpnthrfan/12118.jpgyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

:carcrash:
Cpnthrfan
02-13-2007, 05:33 PM
damn