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Alcohol_IV
02-12-2007, 08:55 PM
Some jackhole cut me and a minivan off today so I made a point to catch up, zoom past him and flip him off, only to have his mother look SHOCKED and him yell "I'm gonna break your finger off and shove it up your ass."
Good one ass-f. If there weren't cameras on the road I would have rammed him at the right time to send his car flying into a ravine.
If you ever see a story about a suburban Boston man arrested for road rage, it will be because I got ahold of a gun and popped some asshole in a fag-u-ar.
TooDarkPark
02-12-2007, 09:06 PM
They deserve it those morons.
TowTruckTony
02-13-2007, 01:01 AM
I have mixed feelings on cutting people off and road rage issues...
I normally don't mind folks who are driving the speed limit... I prefer to drive about 20% faster than the posted limit....
But I am ok when the person in front of me refuses to drive even one mph above...
it's when the person is driving SLOWER than the limit that really "burns my britches" That is when I cut them off and yell at the top of my lungs...
I noticed however, that I do this also when folks don't turn on red, although you don't have to when it's allowed...
Double parked cars are a no-no, unless I am the one double parked
but what i hate the most, is when I am approaching a red light at a high rate of speed, I have the intention of making a right hand turn, I apply the brakes to stop at the light, but because I didn't stop behind the line, the person crossing on the green feels the need to lay on the horn as he zooms by...
I guess they think I am going to broad-side them or something, i don't know...
maybe I need to change the way I do things... it seems that the "I own the road asshole" mentality is not working all too well these days...
nah....
Bill100Proof
02-13-2007, 09:44 AM
Ive had to just quit getting pissed on the road all together. I used to get so worked up that I could hear my heart pounding in my ears. Something tells me that aint good, so I just let things slide from now on. Maybe Ill live longer, I dunno? lol
mudflap69
02-14-2007, 07:56 PM
I try real hard not to get bent out of shape in my truck (because when you weighin' 80,000# it's not hard to do a lot of damage) but a lot of people don't realize that you should not fuck with a truck driver no matter what. Also, when they cut me off, anymore I don't even lift my foot off the gas pedal. So, if you make it you do, if you don't you're fucked, not me. (pretty much all I'm gonna get is a bent bumper and you might need a calculator to figure out how many times you spin around before you hit something) And, BTW I will laugh my ass off.
crackaasscracka
02-14-2007, 08:05 PM
I used to have road rage big time. But now that I drive a truck not so much. In a truck I can do to much damage.
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