Anyone hear me bomb on Ron N Fez?

[Bill100Proof]

I got on the air with RnF Wednesday while they were talking about Nick Swartson. I had my Reno 911 charcters mixed up and was thinking Swartson played the Lt. Dangle character and Fez corrected me saying he played the gay male prostitute. I totally fell apart and said I was thinking of the wrong guy, but I did get a GTH plug out on the air before I hung up. Im such a douche. Lmao!

**note to self, have shit together before calling into nationally syndicated radio show**

[socialdviant]

I didn't sir I missed the show tues, weds, and yesterday. Good job anyway on the plug

[Bill100Proof]

Thats ok, I totally bombed like a jackass. If it was OnA I woulda got the triple car crash lmao!

[socialdviant]

That's the best calls a lot of times imo

[Bill100Proof]

Yeah for the rest of the listeners. For the caller its like Chinese water torture! lol Just sitting there all uncomfratable searching for a good out knowing RnF where thinking "whos this dummy?" Lmao

[socialdviant]

Yea i think you were lucky. They let people off easy

[Bill100Proof]

At least I didnt sit there and try and salvage something out of nothing like some idiots. How uncomfratable is that when people are bombing and they sit there and try to come up with something funny or clever to say after the bomb but it goes nowhere lmao! I saw the plane going down so I tossed out the plug and and pulled the lever lol.

[socialdviant]

How I love the cringe. That's why haven't called in. Several times I have had an opinion but I would never get it out

[Bill100Proof]

Actually, this was my first time calling in and getting thru. Ive called in plenty of times before but the line was either busy or the interns hung up on me lol.

[socialdviant]

Rude asses

[Big Logs]

I heard that. I get all nervous and shit when I get on, and choke when it comes time to plug.

[Bill100Proof]

Lol did ya? I was going down the road smacking my forehead for having a crappy call and then plugging GTH. I guess it was half bad and half good lol.

[Big Logs]

It was a memorable call - I remembered it. If it wasn't for the getthehiv and the bomb, I wouldn't have. Keep it up.

[Bill100Proof]

I call in all the time but like I said before, I either get a busy signal or the friggin interns dont like what Ive got for the show so I dont get on. I was floored when they put me on hold and then Ron said "Bill your on RnF." It was downhill from there lol.

[Bill100Proof]

But now Ive got a home to plug so Ill try to make sure Im all together and have some good stuff.

[Big Logs]

Fucking interns, but who knows how many calls they have to screen. I've had my share of hold on, then I don't hear the show.

[Bill100Proof]

Yeah. Whatta ya expect? i dont blame em. They got a tough job screening 10,000 calls a day. I hate the "weve changed topics" when youve been waiting for how long lol.

[Big Logs]

The thing that gets me is my SkiFi. I can pause the show, during a phone call or whatever, then comeback to where I left off. They'll be talking about something, then I call. I feel like a dumbass then, because they say there on break or whatever.

[Bill100Proof]

Yeah. I just have a Roady 2 that I listen on. Those portable XMs confuse the hell out of me. Once you get them out of a car I turn into an idiot around them.

[Big Logs]

Actually mines not portable, I wish it was. It just has a pause function that lasts about 35 minutes.

[Bill100Proof]

Oh, I gotcha. I thought it was like an Inno or something. My bad. I cant do shit with my Roady so dont feel bad.

[Big Logs]

I have a Roady2 in my car, and it's a pain in the ass to operate, it's actually to small for my fat fingers.

[Bill100Proof]

Yeah, theyre cheap. But the goodness that comes out of them is delicious! lol I need to get some more up to date equiptment for all our vehicles.

[TooDarkPark]

I got on the air with RnF Wednesday while they were talking about Nick Swartson. I had my Reno 911 charcters mixed up and was thinking Swartson played the Lt. Dangle character and Fez corrected me saying he played the gay male prostitute. I totally fell apart and said I was thinking of the wrong guy, but I did get a GTH plug out on the air before I hung up. Im such a douche. Lmao!

**note to self, have shit together before calling into nationally syndicated radio show**

I heard that. Yeah it was about the gay roller skating guy.

[Bill100Proof]

I totally ate my balls on that one. I dont know what the hell I was thinkin? lmao

[mudflap69]

I heard it, and don't worry about it, you were just fine. I've got on the air a couple some time and won't even call any more, 'cause I get so nervous I couldn't hardly talk.

[Bill100Proof]

Thanks man. I just got scared. lol

[mudflap69]

I heard it, and don't worry about it, you were just fine. I've got on the air a couple some time and won't even call any more, 'cause I get so nervous I couldn't hardly talk.

Evidently, I shouldn't type when I'm drunk.

[socialdviant]

Evidently, I shouldn't type when I'm drunk.

I didn't notice a thing until you siad something:bananadance:

[Bill100Proof]

Lmao! Me either.

[crackaasscracka]

I heard you Bill. You were great. You were a stumbling duchbag..tee hee. But I remember you. I did not think anyone could say get the hiv that fast. Great job. I have made it through 5 times

[Bill100Proof]

Well, that was my main objective to get the plug out. I just didnt want to sound like a douche before hand. Mission unaccoplished. lol