Jokes anyone?

[PhillyFan]

I’ll start:

What’s the worst thing you can call a black person that starts w/ an N and end w/ an R




















Neighbor

[Thadeusgman]

My favorite joke ever:



A man in a restuarant asks the Waiter "excuse me, but how do you prepare your chickens?"

the Waiter replies "Well sir, we basically sit them down and tel them that they are going to die."



Second PLace:

Q; What do you do with an Elephant with threee balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

[mudflap69]

Poor kid from the country wanted to experience the big city: His daddy says, son you know we're broke, and I can't give you any money. The only thing I can give you is this old duck. The kid says okay and takes off for the city. The first place is goes is to the whore house, and says "Ma'am I'd like to do a lil' something but all I got is this duck." The hooker says okay, and when they get done she tells him, "you're the best I ever had and would you do it again. He says alright if you give me my duck back." He's walking down the street with duck when he gets away and gets run over by a truck driver. The truck driver gives him $20 for the dead duck. When he gets home his daddy asks how he made out in the city. He says: " dad I done good, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $20 for a fucked-up duck."

[PhillyFan]

A fish goes into a bar, and the bartenders says "What can I get for you?".

The fish replies "Water!"

:)

[Shadow812]

Two peanuts are walking down the street one of them was assaulted.

[crackaasscracka]

Why do Ducks have flat feet








Stomping out forest fires

Why do Elephant's have flat feet










stomping out burning ducks

[socialdviant]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl responds, "Why do you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[PhillyFan]

A black father and his son are on a flight across the country when the airplane starts to have some problems to which the pilot explains that the plane is too heavy, so they're going to have to start throwing people off by race, in alphabetical order until the plane balances out.

So the pilot announces African Americans...
Then the pilot announces Blacks....
Then the pilot announces Chinese....

At this point the son says to the Dad - "Dad they already announced African American and Blacks" to which the father replies - "Son, today we're niggers"

:)