Size does count?

[TooDarkPark]

SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) - Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.

Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of "Wonderjock," mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.

"The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down toward the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.

"There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.

Ashby said the idea for the "Wonderjock" was the result of online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in looking bigger, just like women using the "Wonderbra."

"When you go to a department store to buy underwear you usually get a grandmother serving, which is not the ideal way to get feedback," said Ashby. "Our customers give us feedback. We didn't realize that big is better."

[Jimmys_Dignity]

hmm...underware that would make my package look bigger? What happens when she takes em off? "Where'd that big delicious hog go?":confused:

[napanickg]

when she takes 'em off, her wetness will dissapear quicker than jimmy's dignity

[DickWhiskey]

How did this idea not come about sooner?:D

[ATAWarriorPBT]

What good would something Like that do
she's going to think your packing a mule
when all you really are is an ass!

[Sassacus]

Or if you're in a club just minding your own business and some hot ladies just come up to you and you get into a massive grind-fest with them. Once that happens hands just start grabing and caressing all over the place, and sooner or later some junk gets grabbed and then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS THEN MR. FAKE SAUSAGE PANTS???

[MurderFace]

hmm...underware that would make my package look bigger? What happens when she takes em off? "Where'd that big delicious hog go?":confused:

when she takes 'em off, her wetness will dissapear quicker than jimmy's dignity

Quoted For Truth

[izombie]

I just think of when you first reach up under that shirt, and the wonderbra comes off, and you wonder " Where did those nice tits go?" I guess the same would go for a hottie reaching down into one of these wonderjocks.

[DickWhiskey]

Hell, I'd be dissappointed reaching into my own pants.


*waits for obvious joke*

[ATAWarriorPBT]

It's not all about the packaging it's about the gift ! :confused:

[TowTruckTony]

Wonderjock? Just what I need, something to my junk look bigger....this way she can laugh AFTER i take off my pants....

[mudflap69]

Why spend all that money when you can just put a pair of socks down there. Don't ask me how I know.

[Jimmys_Dignity]

Hell, I'd be dissappointed reaching into my own pants.


*waits for obvious joke*

....size queen :cool:

[DickWhiskey]

Wonderjock? Just what I need, something to my junk look bigger....this way she can laugh AFTER i take off my pants....

Well, you'd be used to that.:D

[DickWhiskey]

....size queen :cool:

:t6tdaa:


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[TowTruckTony]

Well, you'd be used to that.:D

well, no...they laugh before they even come home with me now....kinda saves on the disappointment for later....

[socialdviant]

The women have there wonder bra and we can get a wonder jock. :rolleyes: The few times I have undone a wonder bra, I was never disappointed. Breast are breast, regardless. I wouldn't be able to look a chick in the eye if I had this thing on.

A thought. Do you think Ben Sparks knew about this before it was released.

[Bill100Proof]

Lmao!